The Kingdom of Womble 8759 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.919 billion Womble 8759ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Womble 8759ian economy, worth 399 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,474 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,310 per year while the poor average 3,164, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8759's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 8759 is ranked 236,095^th in the world and 9,997^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.